Here's a couple of "YO MOMMA" jokes....some of them you might heard them before....but who cares...just laugh again lah....hahaha...(i will exclude the "Yo momma" in the joke itself cause it might be offensive to some)
You are so fat, that in the class photo, people have to zoom out instead of zooming in to look at you
You are so ugly so ugly, that when we went to the zoo, the zookeeper said "Thanks for bringing her/him back"
You are so old, scientist believe human evolution started from you
You are so old, that when you went to school there was no history
You are so short, that when you sit on the kerb, your legs were hanging
You are so old, that the first time you light up a fire, you made history
Ok, thats all i got...sorry if its lame
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