Yo Momma

Here's a couple of "YO MOMMA" jokes....some of them you might heard them before....but who cares...just laugh again lah....hahaha...(i will exclude the "Yo momma" in the joke itself cause it might be offensive to some)

You are so fat, that in the class photo, people have to zoom out instead of zooming in to look at you

You are so ugly so ugly, that when we went to the zoo, the zookeeper said "Thanks for bringing her/him back"

You are so old, scientist believe human evolution started from you

You are so old, that when you went to school there was no history

You are so short, that when you sit on the kerb, your legs were hanging

You are so old, that the first time you light up a fire, you made history

Ok, thats all i got...sorry if its lame

Edmund here...

Yoyo... This is just some of my favourites...

B: Were you in Matrix...?
G: No. Why?
B: Ohhh... Because I thought you were The One...

B:Were you in Lord of The Rings...?
G:Nope. Why?
B:Ohhh... Coz i thought you were My Precious...

B:I lost my number, can i have yours...?

B:If I were lost in a jungle, I wouldn't look for a compass but for you...

(In a pub)
B: Hi there, I had to come over here I apologize...
G:Huh...?
B: Coz you're the most outstanding gal here...

B:Do you want a raisin...?
G:No...
B:Ok how about a date then...?

B:Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend...

B:Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long...

B:Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart...

B:Is your last name Gillete...?
G:Why?
B: Coz you're the best a man can get...

Oh and for the 1-night stand...

B:Are you free tonight...? Or will it cost me...?

B:Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on...!

Hahaz... Guess it's enough... =))

Amanda here

Here are some pick up lines I remembered from the camp. (Feel free to edit)

B: Hi my name is ____, but you can call me... tonight.
(Shafinas)

B: I wanna go to the locksmith now.
G: Why?
B: Cos' I wanna find the key to your heart.
(Amanda)

B: I can't be a sharp shooter...
G: Why?
B: Cos' I keep missing you!
(Owen)

B: It's not that boys can't multitask. It's because all I do is think about you!
(Jay)

B: It's not that boys don't ask for directions. It's because I'm hopelessly lost in you!
(Jay)

B: You're hot, & I'm not. But who cares, opposites attract!
(Aizat)

B: You know how they say that oil and water can't mix?
G: Yeah...
B: But who cares, you can always be on top of me.
(Shafiq)

Introduction

Big hello to all Earthlings out there.

*Clears throat* - *Ahem*
We are a group of humble little students from Singapore Polytechnic.
(We are the AY08/09 Scholars, actually)

That aside, this blog is opened cos'...
Through the LTC Camp (16-19 June '08),
WE REALISED WE HAVE A KNACK FOR COMING UP WITH...

PICK UP LINES!!!

Yes so that's it. Remember to tune in if you're in need of some pick up lines.
Included will be other random stuff & jokes...

Maybe some 'your mama' jokes, eh?

So, are you ready to read on?
(Be warned of cheesy&corny ones!)